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vetteblondie wrote:
Happy VD all y'all... bank accounts lighter by now I'm guessing with wives and all..
My day was jacked from the time I got up... tangled up in the bed and my jammies, tried to roll my hair, turned 'em on but not plugged in, rain was due but it didn't so I got the Vette out, then yes, it poured. Got to Wal Mart had to buy dress shoes for my cousin in the nursing home - she was picked as their VD Queen - came out - no car - I panicked. I swear someone moved it. It was four rows over from where I thought I'd left it. I got home wet and mad. Whole day was like that. Took her a gift and left half of it at home. Fat lady at the grocery store riding one of those motorized buggy thingies cut me off at the checkout and cut in front of me. Fat ass. Then the card machine broke and the lady working got snotty with me like I didn't know how to use it. Then I had to go back to Wal Mart since the store was out of half of what I needed. Pleasant trip the 2nd time around.
Oh yea, for VD I ended up with a purple rose that smelled awesome that I was given from The Dollar General store along with a card from the same place, rose fit nicely in a MIller Lite bottle and yes, it absolutely made my day
I'm sitting on my hiney with a cold Bud Light and a nice piece of steelhead trout in the oven....

HAPPY VALENTINES AND A MUCH BETTER TOMORROW.

I'LL SEE THAT TROUT AND RAISE BY A BIG RARE T-BONE. DARLING WIFE GOT FLOWERS; I GOT T-BONE. I SHOULD BUY FLOWERS MORE OFTEN!

Just think what you'd get if you bought her a ... nevermind....